Thanksgiving play-by-play

{insert imaginary picture of yummy baked apple substitute for cranberry sauce}

{insert imaginary picture of Samantha totally stuffing herself}

{insert imaginary picture of us all playing Dominoes}

{insert imaginary picture of Hayden the Pimp Daddy}

{insert imaginary picture of Amanda playing games on the computer}

{insert a suddenly grumpy and sick Samantha}

{insert "the drive home" starring "the guy who couldn't stop tailgating us"}