{insert imaginary picture of yummy baked apple substitute for cranberry sauce}
{insert imaginary picture of Samantha totally stuffing herself}
{insert imaginary picture of us all playing Dominoes}
{insert imaginary picture of Hayden the Pimp Daddy}
{insert imaginary picture of Amanda playing games on the computer}
{insert a suddenly grumpy and sick Samantha}
{insert "the drive home" starring "the guy who couldn't stop tailgating us"}